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    A Snow Day

    February 12, 2014 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    GUYS IT'S SNOWING. 20140212_133228

    Like, really snowing.  

    Here in SC, any flurries are super exciting.  BUT, it snowed all day yesterday and all day today!  And it's sticking.  We don't have plows or nuthin' like that in these parts, so now that sticks to roads equals no work or school or functioning.

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    6 Months Into the Worst Year of Our Lives

    February 10, 2014 by Lindsay 4 Comments

    Or is it hardest?
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    People that we know strongly disliked their first year of marriage, is what I'm trying to say.  Or at least they dislike it looking back?

    Anyway, Happy Monday!  And Happy 6 Months of Marriage to us!  

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    Thank you, thank you. 

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    Tales From Doggie ER

    February 4, 2014 by Lindsay 5 Comments

    I have a feeling that our president is to blame for this, but doggie emergency healthcare is UNREASONABLY priced.  

    As they say around these parts.... fu**ing Obama....ruins everything. 

    Syke. 

    As you may have heard, we spent Super Bowl Sunday driving back from working in North Carolina and then in the emergency vet.  Because our dog had gas. Or something. 

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    2013 According to Jay

    January 1, 2014 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    From Lindsay:  I asked Jay to write about our year together, and he gave me 8 solid months of memories.  No word on what happened last January-March. 

    A year is defined as 365 days, but this year was defined by marriage. My Marriage. The best day of the year by far was August 10th. Or was it the 11th? If you read this blog regularly, then you’ve already seen the pictures and know how beautiful my wife was on that day. She really made it easy to say yes! A marriage it a life-changing event, and I’m a better man for it. Lindsay is a wonderful partner to travel through this life with, and I’m excited to see where we end up. I’m sure it’s going to be a helluva ride.DSC_0517 2

    2013 started off like most years have since my 21st birthday…in a bar surrounded by assholes dancing to loud bass music. My year quickly improved. I’ll see if I can hit the highlights for you. Be prepared for some very risqué, scandalous, and illegal stories for my personal Top Moments for the Year 2013 In Review.

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    Fun Internet Things

    December 19, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    OH MAN ALIVE is it Christmas yet?  I'm so over this whole office thing.  IMG_8875

    In other news, help us.  For Christmas this year we decided to do no presents and instead get ourselves some new technology.  Jay needs a new phone and I need every single piece of office equipment known to man (more on that later), so we're getting those things!  Jay's 99% sure he's going to get a new iPhone, and is thinking on 5c vs. 5s.  There are pros and cons to both, with 5s being a superior product BUT also some reviews that say it's SO superior that you don't really take advantage of all it can do.  Do you have either of those models?  Or an S4?  That's option number three for the bald dude.  

    Talk to me.  Teach me things.  Internet reviews are great, but I'm all hopped up on ACTUAL HUMAN LIFE EXPERIENCES when it comes to major purchases.  Also if you want to tell me what kind of monitor and printer I need you can do that too.  

    In the meantime, I need some new things to love online.  Here are my current favorites - do you have anything fabulous I should be reading?  

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    Yogi Gift Guide 2013

    December 16, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

     This morning we talked about homemade gifts, which are just so wonderful and heartfelt and REALLY the best. But, some of us aren't crafty and also have money to spend on loved ones, which is great too!

    You know that one of our great loves is yoga.  Interestingly, the 7,000 year old practice performed outside on the ground in India is SO EFFING EXPENSIVE to do in the US - have you experienced it?  Seriously so expensive.  The thing is, some of the expense is really worth it.  Here's our yogi survival guide - what to spend money on, and some good deals along the way!

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    Internet Hilarity + A Cute Picture

    December 5, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    Um hi.  Is it raining where you are?  It's either been raining or cloudy for three days here and I'm LOSING MY MIND.  Like, I have a ton to do inside but it's gross so I don't want to clean but also I can't go outside and also since it's raining I've just stopped washing my hair altogether because what's the point?  Also this is me and Jay last Thursday at Thanksgiving. 

    Hold me. Christmas is for sunshine, if you live in SC. ...

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    November, via Jay's iPhone

    December 3, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    Jay turned 33 last week!  He also had the month of all months that included ALL THE FUN STUFF.  Here's what he's been up to, while I was doing his laundry. ~L

    unnamed (1)I turned 33 this year. It's not the most special of ages, but it was a memorable evening. Lindsay went out of her way to make it a very special, surprising, and eventful evening. I had 15 friends hiding in my bedroom when I returned home from work, and my first memory of 33 was almost me crapping my pants in fright. But the evening quickly turned into a drunken, musical, conga line, karaoke festival of fun that is appropriate for a 33 year old man's birthday party. Lindsay made an all Asian appetizers spread with chicken lettuce wraps, ginger meatballs, and pot stickers. I was a happy man. I no longer consider myself a young man, but I had a brilliant flashback to my youth on my birthday. After a few rounds of brews and a bourbon drink, my best bud Adam started playing our keyboard. Soon everyone was gathered around singing and rocking out. Adam went into Bruce Hornsby's "The Way It Is" and I went directly into Tupac's version. I still know 84% of the lyrics and really shocked some friends with rap game ability. I'm like the suburban version of Eminem, that loves Bruce Hornsby and white wine. Was it sad? Yes. Was it also fun? Absolutely. I still got street cred....

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    What I'm Reading

    November 19, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    I find myself saying all the time that I wish I read more.  I used to love reading, just don't have the time, blah blah blah.  

    Then one day I realized that, um, hi, I read all the time.  I read articles online for SO MANY HOURS of every day.  What I mean is...I wish I read more books.  But do I?  Do I care?  This revelation is part of my new quest to not fight against myself and so-called cultural norms so much.  Do you do that?  I should read more, I should eat better, I should do things with creams to ward off wrinkles....why, though?  When I think about it honestly, I'm fine with my lifestyle, weight, finances, WHATEVER the current thing is that the world tells me I should be doing differently.  

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    Today is the Day!

    November 14, 2013 by Lindsay 1 Comment

    I need you to be aware that today's post is entirely plugging a television show. 

    Not just ANY show, though.  JAY'S BFF'S NEW SHOW ON TBS!  It premiers tonight, and we're ever so slightly excited.  

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    Five Favs for Friday

    November 8, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    Alliteration!

    I love it. 

    TGIF, friends.  I was going to show you more wedding pictures but then instead I found the first thing on this list and then four more things that just made my life, soooooo....you get to read what I've been reading this week.  

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    Things I Love Right Now Because I Change My Mind A Lot

    October 16, 2013 by Lindsay 1 Comment

    HUMP DAY.  Before that commercial people just thought it was funny to say hump a lot, yes?

    Just us?  Whatever. 

    I hope your week is going swimmingly.  We're having an exciting one!  My smart, dashing husband got himself a sweet new job that starts in 10 days!  Processes like that are always challenging, especially because he DIDN'T dislike his current job, but this is a great opportunity for him and YIPPEE!  It doesn't require as much travel so I'm happy.  Even though I'm mad about the whole TV control thing.  Whatever. ...

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    A Comedy of Errors, this Marriage Is

    October 14, 2013 by Lindsay 3 Comments

    HAPPY MONDAY from the most moronic couple in the history of the world!

    First, how was your weekend?  Tell me.  What'd you eat?  

    We went to a wedding.  Two weddings, specifically, but we were only invited to one.  

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    Sarah + Jimmy, Kissing in a Tree {photos}

    October 1, 2013 by Lindsay 3 Comments

    YES YES YES. 

    These guys.  This is Jimmy and Sarah, my incredibly attractive friends. IMG_7510

    Sarah and I are in school together, and we did a photoshoot last week together.

    Sarah and Jimmy have been together for 11 years, and married for a decent number of those years.  BUT, they've never had "real" pictures taken of them.  NEVER!  That's not OK, considering how attractive they are.  IMG_7357

    So, we went downtown and took some dang pictures. 

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    Text From Dog

    September 27, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    Because it's FINALLY FRIDAY, let's laugh a little bit, ok?  Did you forget about the Text From Dog tumblr?  I almost did, and I'm SO happy I found it again.  Never gets old. There are lots of recent new texts posted!

    Happy weekend, friends. 

    FunnyLoveFavs - Internet Fun

    September 22, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    TUESDAY IS HERE! 

    Sloppy joe with toppings

    I love the internet - you know that, right?  We've talked about it.  If you've got a spare second, or it's lunchtime where you are, please enjoy the photo of the sloppy joes I still can't get enough of, and also read my favorites this week:

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    FunnyLoveFavs - Food + Internet

    September 4, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    Hey. 

    I'm making curry tonight! It's because I've got some sprouts that are DANGEROUSLY close to being a biohazard so.....fed 'em to the hubby, right?

    The thing about that is that I wanted to share with you my ideas for dinner but also fun things that I'm seeing around the internet because, as you know, the internet is my favorite place on earth and I won't ever let it go. 

    In other news, our dog took a trip yesterday!  I got home from work and said "ugh, I can't believe I worked that late," and then Jay said "yeah, Jake just got home too."

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    Husbands

    August 12, 2013 by Lindsay 1 Comment

    Are the kind of people that you love so much that you don't mind when they do this. Ingredient Helper

    Instead, you just put it on the internet for everyone to see. 

    Can I get that stitched on a pillow?

    Happy Monday, from the newly married #funnyloveforever

    Internet

    August 2, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    Happy Friday!  

    I showed you the other day that funny list of supposedly grown up things, remember?

    One of them was about not working hard at work. That up there is just a picture of me and Jay two years ago being skinny.  

    Maybe....today is one of those days?  Maybe...you're dying for some fun new stuff to read?

    Here ya go:

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    On Being A Grownup

    July 31, 2013 by Lindsay Leave a Comment

    I found this on Facebook, and in honor of all the growing up we're doing around here (10 days!!) recently, I thought it best to share with you.  What would you add to it?

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font....and that would be the main theme for this blog. 

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

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