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Beans, beans, what a wonderful fruit...

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You know the drill. Ew.

And, ew because I kind of don't like beans. I don't HATE them, but sometimes the texture isn't the sexiest thing I can think of to eat (don't EVEN), and there are usually ten thousand more calories that I'd like to eat that I don't want to waste on fibrous legumes. So, we don't eat beans much.

BUT, there's this new French-ish restaurant in Greenville that's run by a bunch of Americans who also own a lot of other restaurants and they have a green lentil salad that I absolutely adore. And I figured it out. The lentils aren't mushy, and I like them that way. If they get cooked too much I die a thousand deaths and demand to be taken to McDonalds at 1am because I SWEAR I'M NOT DRUNK AND I'M STARVING AND WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

At what birthday do you think that needs to end? 43 maybe?

Anyway. Lentils. These are French. You cook them for less time than it says on the package, then you drain them, and add them to some sauteed veggies and herbes de provence that your best friend gave you for your birthday and some pine nuts and then you top the whole thing with sausage because veggies and lentils just scream for some processed pork, doncha think?

And then dinner.

Let's cook. You need lentils! And pine nuts, kale, carrot (one or a handful of babies), onion, celery, garlic, and sausage. One link per person. Be reasonable with your processed pork products.

And you need herbes de provence! Any kind from the grocery store is fine. Aren't these pretty? The lavender is so damn French.

Let's talk about the veggies first. I like to cut everything really teensy to kind of match the lentils, but if you hate chopping things you can chop everything super janky and haphazardly and I WON'T KNOW. This will still be delicious. You can also cut the veggies as you move through the next few steps, but you can do it in advance if you get frazzled rushing against a hot pan. Your call. Celery into lengths.

Celery into little twigs then little bits.

Carrots finely chopped.

Onions finely chopped.

And garlic! Minced.

Let's start the lentils: they take about as long as the sausage. Measure the water. Measure the lentils. Boil for the time on the package specified for SALADS, otherwise the lentils will be mush. Drain.

In a separate skillet, toast the pine nuts if they aren't already. I use one pan for the lentils, and one for the pine nuts, sausage, and veggies, but you could use 4 separate pans if you'd like to hurry things along. Add the pine nuts to a cold pan, then turn the heat to medium-high.

Shake the pan every few minutes, and remove the pine nuts from the skillet when they're toasty and fragrant.

While the lentils are working, sausage! I like to cook the sausage in the same pan that I'll use for the veggies so that the flavor imparts to the rest of the ingredients but, again, you could do this separately. Put the sausage in the skillet, and cover it about halfway with water. Drizzle in some olive oil. Turn the heat on the stove to medium-high.

The water will start to BOIL.

Let the water boil and boil and boil until suddenly it's GONE! Then, reduce the heat on the sausage to medium.

Turn the sausage in the skillet for a few more minutes until the casing gets dark and crispy. The water helps the sausage all the way through, and the olive oil and hot pan at the end make it crispy! When the sausage is done, remove it to a plate to hang out.

Now, we build. Add some butter to the pan. Because yum.

Then add the carrot, celery, onion, and herbes de provence.

Let the veg cook for a few minutes, stirring, until the veggies start to soften. After about 5 minutes, add the garlic and kale and stir everything together.

After 2 minutes or maybe less the kale will wilt. Add the pine nuts and lentils to the pan, and stir everything together. Gorgeous, healthy, FLAVORFUL. Taste the mixture, and add salt and pepper to your preference.

Now, I just slice the sausage.

And throw it on top of the lentils.

This is seriously one of our new favorite dishes. I'm on the lookout for more recipes like this - decadent with the sausage but healthy with the veg. It's the balancing act that I can totes get behind.

And, look, if some fresh parm and sherry vinegar falls on top of your plate before you eat....it's not the worst thing that could happen.

The end.

Lentils Provencal w/ Kale + Spicy Sausage

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