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This Man

Last Updated: May 2021 by Lindsay This post may contain affiliate links to products I use and enjoy. Leave a Comment

 I have told you that my beloved recently took a new job - correct?

It's a great new job.  He's getting really good at it, but there's definitely a learning curve, as exists with tons of new jobs.  He's been away for work 2/4 of the last weeks, so I'm GLAD to have him home.  
 
One challenge we've found with Jay working at home that when 1. I walk in, 2. the dogs breathe, 3. someone knocks on the door, he's interrupted.  He does a ton of conference calling, and needed a good, albeit dorky, headset to block out some of the regular house noise.
 
So I bought him one.
 
And then we had the following conversation:
 
me:  how's your work day?
 Jay:  writing manuals
pretty nice
and trying to keep up with tickets
not too bad
 me:  good!
i knew you'd get great at this fast
have you tried out your new headset yet?
 Jay:  no
I haven't gotten on a call yet
will do it at 3ish
However, I have worn it and pretended to be a hellicopter fighter pilot
so...
it works
 me:  bahahahaha omg no you haven't
 Jay:  maybe I have, maybe I haven't
We might never know.  All I know is, the thoughts of what goes on in my home while I'm away and Jay is "working" are getting funnier every day.
 
For better or worse - yes?
 

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