I have told you that my beloved recently took a new job - correct?
me: how's your work day?
Jay: writing manuals
pretty niceand trying to keep up with tickets
not too bad
me: good!i knew you'd get great at this fasthave you tried out your new headset yet?
Jay: noI haven't gotten on a call yetwill do it at 3ishHowever, I have worn it and pretended to be a hellicopter fighter pilotso...it works
me: bahahahaha omg no you haven't
Jay: maybe I have, maybe I haven't