TODAY THERE ARE PICTURES OF HUMANS!
So that you know I didn't steal that last batch from Pinterest. I was worried you thought that.
Three months and 1 day ago, Jay and I made things totes legit so that our dogs wouldn't be embarrassed of us anymore. It was the best day, and since I know you're not sick of hearing about it yet we're going to look at some pictures together, ok?
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OUR WEDDING PICTURES ARE HERE!!!
Actually, we got them two weeks ago.
Then we realized that there were about 9,000, and spent several nights scrolling through them on the couch, drinking wine, and remembering funny details about our wedding. We're still fully obsessed with the day, and are SO STINKING EXCITED that we have proof that we actually got married. 
Besides our memories and marriage license, but whatevs. We have pictures of that too!**
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YES YES YES.
These guys. This is Jimmy and Sarah, my incredibly attractive friends. 
Sarah and I are in school together, and we did a photoshoot last week together.
Sarah and Jimmy have been together for 11 years, and married for a decent number of those years. BUT, they've never had "real" pictures taken of them. NEVER! That's not OK, considering how attractive they are. 
So, we went downtown and took some dang pictures.
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Our friends Addie and Rick got engaged last night!
It. Was. Awesome. 
A total surprise for Addie, which was tough for Rick considering that they 1. picked out the ring together and 2. kind of have already been planning their wedding. It worked, though, and I was the lucky one who knew in advance, so my food-crusted camera was READY.
I love stuff like this.
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We have a new restaurant in Greenville!
Did you know that Greenville has the most restaurants per capita of any city our size?
Someone told me that, and I have no clue if it's true or not. Will you look it up and get back to me?
THANKS.
So, Gringos. I've been thrice (yes), and I have to say....
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