Yes, pumpkins, you are.
My friends were here this weekend. I told you that, remember?
It was the most epic of all the epic weekends before a wedding.
We would like to take this opportunity to ask you to turn on your dang TVs tonight (if you're in the US) and watch our friend Rory Scovel on Comedy Central!
He has a whole 30 minutes to air his and his family's dirty laundry on national television while throwing in a few rape jokes, and we couldn't be prouder.