Sometimes when Jay and I communicate at work, I get the feeling that his coworkers might have a skewed impression of me.
Jay: I'm about to leave and I told everyone that I had to go pick up my girlfriend from work and then I made a joke and said, "I wonder what street corner she's on today." then I said I was kidding
me: hahahahah good one. you should have been a comedian
Here's to healthy relationships. For the record, I work at a software company. At a desk. Behind a computer.