....that you can, like, totally, so literally eat for any meal of the day.
Jay really loves it when people say so and literally all the time. See also: the reality show that featured the company I work for.
But let's not talk about how kids these days are turning the country into crap. They probably aren't, we're just probably old. Probably.
I made this sandwich because it was mid-day and we hadn't eaten and I'm all into breakfast food right now and CHEESE, and then Jay ate it as fast as I've ever seen him eat anything and then he said it was amazing and delicious BUT THEN 4 hours later we went to the movies and I got popcorn and at the counter I said "are you going to eat any?" because I order more if he's going to eat some, duh, and then he said "I don't know, that breakfast was just so fatty and there was nothing healthy on it," kind of while making a shitty face, and I got offended because pregnancy hormones and told him he didn't have to eat it and then he ate half my popcorn anyway.