This is an actual entire email I received from Jay regarding a blog post we are working on together.
Hey Girlfriend (said as a black woman)!!!!
I've attached the blog that I wrote this afternoon at your house. I wrote it naked, laying on your bed with the dogs and candles lit drinking wine from a goblet!
Enjoy my thoughts sweet boobs.
You can't make this stuff up, people. Also, I do not own anything that could be classified as a goblet.